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Demotivation Politics

How Conservatives in America see President Obama -

TAGS: obama racism conservatives bias demotivational
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inflatedego - November 23, 2017, 8:43 am
Poor Grouchofauxnewsmarxists and probably a few other nicks here...
GrouchoMarxists - November 23, 2017, 2:11 am
..Kidding. No bad blood, dude.. Humoring my stalker..
GrouchoMarxists - November 23, 2017, 1:42 am
...Yeah, you heard the man. Come out and face the music, fauxnews. You can't run from the KGB forever, Englishman.
inflatedego - November 23, 2017, 1:32 am
Fauxnews... why you running?
inflatedego - November 22, 2017, 10:24 pm
Any reason your troll a** can't post at the cube Grouchofauxnewsmarxists?
GrouchoMarxists - November 22, 2017, 10:08 pm
..Oh. You were just trolling me. My bad.. -changes the channel- Didn't realize I was watching g*y p*rn.
inflatedego - November 22, 2017, 8:50 pm
Some of your best work Grouchofauxnewsmarxists
inflatedego - November 21, 2017, 2:28 pm
https://youtu.be/dSGm8Xspjzg Show do loves dem non negro dialects
0TC - November 21, 2017, 2:10 pm
hi faux. Been awhile. Pretty cold winter here. How's that global warming been working out for you, chicken little?
inflatedego - November 21, 2017, 8:00 am
Dan Rather observed that obama couldn't sell watermelons
GrouchoMarxists - November 21, 2017, 2:13 am
Kidding.. Later dude..
GrouchoMarxists - November 21, 2017, 2:12 am
..Long time no see, faux. Did you just wake from a coma?
fauxnews - November 21, 2017, 2:00 am
"I have spent the last few months recovering from a leg injury so that I can return to duty overseas." LOLOLOL!!! Didn't realize he was one of 'The Expendables.'{X>D My, my, my...how the mighty have fallen. Sorry,couldn't resist. Good bye everyone! Cheers
inflatedego - November 21, 2017, 12:02 am
Have a tissue... Where have I heard that remark before?
GrouchoMarxists - November 20, 2017, 6:34 pm
(cont.)This meme. Sorry again
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 11:15 am
/apparently too 'h o t' for the word filter..lol
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 11:15 am
On the h** list. Heck yeah! X-D
EmmaRoydes - June 6, 2014, 8:10 am
Research shows that, if you are afraid of spiders, you're more likely to find one in your own bedroom
fckoffmooooooo - June 6, 2014, 1:02 am
A link to a racist article full of lies posted by a racist liar.. Color me surprised
fckoffmooooooo - June 6, 2014, 1:00 am
Talking about your mother now, racebaiter.. Does she spit or s******?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 6, 2014, 12:43 am

So, So easy. How can you possibly call me a racist?
fckoffmoooooo - June 6, 2014, 12:38 am
You're too easy mooo.. Grab your knee pads, race-baiter.. You need them.. spending all that time on your knees with your racist buddies..
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 12:13 am
/a***yzed = a n a l y z e d (really? "Nal" is considered a 'bad' word? Now that f***ing funny)
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 12:12 am
Anyhow..lol..for anyone interested,Im posting a link to a great article about "race in code" as a***yzed by a review of a famous documentary in hindsight,"2016:Obama's America" http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/08/30/what-an-obama-bashing-doc-says-about-us/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 6, 2014, 12:01 am

Really? You're making this too easy.
guest31 - June 5, 2014, 11:50 pm
I'd have a difficult time posting lies too. Much less calling others racists.. unless they were the authors of crap like this
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:36 pm
No worries. :-) I struggled with it too, tell you the truth.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:30 pm

The reality here is, I had a hard time deciding whether or not to approve this poster. Faux, you're right on the line of what I consider acceptable with this one. Don't push it any further.
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:25 pm
And just so you know, Fox...I'm actually sad to hear that you are getting ready to leave us,sincerely. :-( Sorry to hear about your injury... :-/ ... hope you're doing better.If I was there I'd buy you a bottle of the good stuff.Be safe when you return,k?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:24 pm

Goodbye Groucho
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:23 pm

Don't taunt him.
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:23 pm
Glad to see you approve of this moron's racist poster that he subscribes to us.. Your every bit of the impotent moderator I knew you could be. Now if that's too strong for you mooo.. Perhaps you need to change your tampon... Have a nice day, racist
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:22 pm
Hmmmm, Groucho...you called me a "Moron" and then an "Idiot". Two personal attacks for the price of one? X-D Here...have another tissue...didn't realize how badly you needed it until now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:21 pm

I'm going to let you have that one...but JUST that one.
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:20 pm
Or why not just admit you're a complete idiot with no defense with the president... What's running for now that he has to continually campaign vs lead..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:20 pm

Insults like "moron" and "idiot" against other members will not be tolerated. keep it up and you'll be banned. (you've had your first 2 strikes)
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:19 pm
No...they are all warriors...even those cowardly men who attacked their former comrade for political gain. And despite that, I would still buy any of those men a couple of rounds..because all men who serve are warriors, even if they screw up later in life
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:18 pm
Or light skinned with no negro dialect...
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 11:18 pm
No, faux. You are going to face facts. You created a poster depicting Obama in a way that Democrats actually see Obama. Then tried to blame your own bigotry on Republicans.
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:18 pm
Why didn't you make him clean and articulate?
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
You do what you want moron... You made the racist poster... As for Kerry you're an idiot too
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 11:14 pm
So, faux, according to you, the ONLY warrior in the swift boat community was John Kerry... because that is what the Democrst narrative says...And anyone who thinks differently is part of the lunatic fringe. The Democrst narrative. Interesting world
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:14 pm
I'm going to look the other way and pretend you didn't just refer to "slavery as a failed experiment" and that what you really meant was something here ENTIRELY different. Care to clarify? :-/
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:12 pm
"Face it, the experiment to use a black man to enslave has failed"...WTF? Uh, this is when I normally say, can I have a hit of whatever your smoking??? Must be good stuff :-)
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:11 pm
Why should I do that Groucho, when you do enough of that for all of us combined? X-D Tissue?
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 11:10 pm
Ah, the specter of the real problem lifts its ugly head: liberal Democrats attempting to blame their blatant racism and bigotry on the party that fought to free slaves and pass civil rights. Face it, the experiment to use a black man to enslave has failed
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:10 pm
Whateva...No....I didn't call "you a terrorist." You and I both know that. That's a straight up stupid question. You did, however, call me "a liberal".....again. I did make fun of your "us against them" logic. By your logic, you are making fun of yourself
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:07 pm
Does yo masta and Miss Hillary tahk funny when thea audience is different too? You really show your stupidity and racism here...
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:07 pm
P.S. Nobody in the Pentagon is calling swift boaters REAL warriors. In fact, they have been denounced by the majority of respected mainstream conservatives and veterans everywhere. Only the lunatic fringe, a small minority, thinks them as "warriors"...
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 11:05 pm
And faux. Did you actually call mr a terrorist? I have spent the last few months recovering from a leg injury so that I can return to duty overseas. I have done that. So, yes, I guess to people like you I am a terrorist
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:05 pm
Attacking GOP politicians isn't the same thing as an endorsement of the left. Nor is it praising liberals. Nothing in this poster says, "OBAMA ROCKS! HE'S AWESOME!!" Ah, the specter of the real problem lifts its ugly head: partisan politics & divisiveness
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 11:02 pm
The Democrat narrative says he is a war hero. The real warriors who were there say otherwise. I am not refuting the poster. I am endorsing it as how folks like you actually see Obama. Or did a conservative Republican make this pister, hmmmm?
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 10:57 pm
There you go again... so instead of attacking the poster, you attack (full of rage) the author. Can't refute the poster so go after the source, eh? According to your logic, Fox, then attacking Kerry (who is a war hero) makes you, what? A terrorist? lol
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 10:57 pm
There you go again... so instead of attacking the poster, you attack (full of rage) the author. Can't refute the poster so go after the source, eh? According to your logic, Fox, then attacking Kerry (who is a war hero) makes you, what? A terrorist? lol
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 10:49 pm
Since a liberal, not a conservative, made this poster, this is obviously how liberals see Obama.
Bandit5906 - June 5, 2014, 10:32 pm
The Democrap Party: Founders of the KKK!
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 1:30 pm
The Democrat Party everybody.... Nothing like lynching a black man then blaming others

MITT PUTS THE WONK IN WONKA - The everlasting jobstopper!

YOU'RE FULL OF 'MITT ', ROMNEY ! - This November, we'll be up to our ears in bullmitt.

WIMP - Karl Rove: "Romney... stop whining." (GOP and Democrats finally agree on something... Romney sucks).

DEMOCRACY: REAL AMERICANS VOTE THEIR CONSCIENCE - Blinding voting for your party's candidate and attacking citizens who don't is what communist countries do. REAL Americans vote for whoever they believe in, not who they are told to or coerced into.

Private Gomer Pyle Gave his life to Comedy to make fun of wannabe couch commandos everywhere! -

THE DOUCHE-SIDE OF THE FORCE - The douche is strong with this one.

THE 40-YEAR OLD VERMIN - Looks like Romney helped 'rat out' another phony conservative with his VP choice.

TYPICAL REPUBLITARD LOGIC - With enemies like these, who needs supporters? (Obama leading Romney in the polls thanks to negative supporters driving voters to him)

ROMNEY: COMMUNIST - According to a Fox News Report, Romney made a personal profit based on purchases made by the Chinese government to monitor the lives of its citizens. (Whoever loses in November... Liberals win).

The dark side -


Calling Obama a Muslim after he spent his entire life being a devout Christian makes about as much sense as saying Jesus was... -

TAGS: jesus democrat republican demotivational obama
Rating: 2.2/5

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foxrecon19d - June 7, 2014, 4:08 pm
The church in Europe, wh o funded popular artists, did not want to see an "arabic looking" Jesus. So most western images of Christ had physical features two continents away from where Christ was actually born.
foxrecon19d - June 7, 2014, 4:04 pm
I actually like this picture of Christ. In the part of the world where Christ was from, his complexion would have been far darker than what the western world was used to seeing.
OTC - June 7, 2014, 2:24 pm
Bandit5906 - June 7, 2014, 12:50 pm
What did you expect?
foxrecon19d - June 7, 2014, 1:44 am
Obama is a devout Christian!!!!- Democrat Party narrative, anyone?

WHAT A MITTHEAD - Sometimes 'Mitt' happens.

Obama's Costume -

WHAT A STINKING PILE OF MITT ! - You're full of 'Mitt', Romney.

THE DEFINITION OF UN-ELECTABLE - When a candidate represents both parties and neither party at the same time!

The G.O.P. Hates Science -

RINOMNEY = FELON - Better to lie about being a Republican than tell the truth and become a felon! (FACT: Romney won't release Tax returns since they're hiding a felony!) (FACT: Felons can't run for President!)

The Teabag Party Narrative -

MORMON OR MORON? - "Stupid is as stupid does."

MITT ROMNEY - Heading the committee to Re-Elect Obama in 2012.

How stupid are conservatives? -

Explanation -

The 'Real' Narrative in American Politics: Divisiveness -

TAGS: divisiveness liberals tea party demotivational
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foxrecon19d - June 7, 2014, 3:42 pm
You are absolutely right, cannabal. And I am about as guilty as anyone, if not more. Too bad there isn't a politipostersthatmakeyougohmmm..site. Tell you what, before I go back over, I promise to try to tone down the serious. Try being the operative word
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 1:33 pm
A funny poster on this site is truly a rare thing.
fauxnews - June 7, 2014, 11:30 am
Hell....you'd better make that poster...or I will ;-) heh heh
foxrecon19d - June 7, 2014, 11:21 am
I hate you. I wish I thought of this one ;) Though my candidate would have been a Warhammer 40, 000 Ultra Marine
fauxnews - June 7, 2014, 11:13 am
Thank you :-)
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 9:35 am
I like - 5L from me

The Truth about Global Warming Deniers -


'Murican Hypocrisy..... OR Plain Stupidity? -

Rebecca Black's Singing -

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Rating: 3.67/5

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fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 12:31 am

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor Unexpectedly Loses Primary -

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Rating: 3.5/5

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OTC - June 11, 2014, 11:39 am
That's what he gets for sympathizing with the enemy



If science is the art of questioning everything -

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Rating: 3.29/5

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fauxnews - February 28, 2014, 11:59 pm
Soylent Green is people! It's PEOPLE!!
fauxnews - February 28, 2014, 9:55 pm
As long as you are okay with the state encouraging abortions in overpopulated cultures so that the remains could be harvested for stem-cell related cures that ultimately would cut the cost of healthcare worldwide and reduce population. Hmmmm?
Curlyrocks - February 28, 2014, 9:00 pm
So you do admit then at least in terms of energy efficiency that gasoline has most green and seemingly green fuels licked. Let's compromise on whale oil, It's made from carbon already in the carbon cycle and is way more pure and needs less processing.
fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 3:09 pm
Both sides are dumb, in other words. Watch the movie, "Oswald's Ghost" for a great deconstruction of American myth-making when it comes to conspiracies.Yes, conspiracies provide a healthy function, folklore.But hopefully the smart folk get that.My 2 cents
fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 3:08 pm
Okay,the oil conspiracy people are just as nutty as the GW conspiracy people.Happy? There is no NWO or illuminati. I dont believe in conspiracies,period. Oswald acted alone, Roswell was a military project gone wrong (no aliens) and Elvis is very much dead
fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 3:06 pm
Only The Commies would think that. X-D
Curlyrocks - February 26, 2014, 1:58 pm
Oil? Why are our conspiracies any less valid than your sides.
Curlyrocks - February 26, 2014, 1:57 pm
Why is it when we say there's a-holes who want to control everything we're crazy but when we then ask why if gasoline is so outdated and such a terrible fuel are people still using it, it's because of the evil oil tycoons plotting to make everyone use...
OTC - February 26, 2014, 1:42 pm
Was that Off The Cuff?
fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 11:23 am
In a room of libertarians, we'd laugh you out of the room for your consistently laughable conspiracy beliefs. Ron Paul, "The human race is too stupid for conspiracies."(lol) Amen. His bluntness is why he doesn't get more respect.God bless him for that X-D
fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 11:21 am
Originated in AREA 51,right? One thing that separates the mice from the men in the world of libertarians is the humble belief of believing in your own independence,not marching lock in step like some Teabagger,which you advocate.Think for yourself,Jdolt.
fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 11:03 am
Blah, blah, blah... Show me where I attacked your boyfriend? X-D Not every GW poster is against him :-p
JGalt - February 26, 2014, 6:59 am
the hidden agenda is about control. Read about Agenda 21, the action plan to inventory all resources, own and control them all, control all land, all water, minerals, plants, animals, construction, means of production, energy, info, and humans
JGalt - February 26, 2014, 6:56 am
subtle attack on OTC eh? slipped by the admins. The junk science part is of concern- ice caps growing, does not fit the model, so in denial, scientists have to claim its climate change now. There is no doubt man is affecting the earth, but


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foxrecon19d - November 20, 2013, 12:12 am
What an AWESOME poster illustrating how barack Obama and the Democrat Party intends to tell law abiding citizens what to do with their guns, i.e. they don't get to keep them.

RINOMNEY: "YES WE CAN'T !" - The only difference between Obama & Romney is that if you're a Republican voting for Romney makes it your fault now that a lousy politician is President. (IN 2012: VOTE RESPONSIBLY!)

THE TRUTH HURTS - "If Romney is our nominee, we will lose."

G.O.P. poster child and convicted traitor Oliver North (Who Actually DID Finance Terrorists And coke-fueled jungle Death Squads!) has a problem with this... -

BOBBY JINDAL: "OBAMNEY!" - “There’s only one candidate, Gov. Romney, who has committed that he will repeal the Obamney, uh, the Obamacare tax increase!’’ Bobby Jindal said. (Even hard-core Republicans can't tell the difference!)

'Murica... F*** YEAH! -

Welcome to 'Murica... -

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Rating: 2.6/5

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EmmaRoydes - June 12, 2014, 6:07 pm
Hey, wait a minute, didn't Cantor (the House majority leader) just get whacked by a tea party candidate?

This is an actual photo taken in George Washington's tent at Valley Forge when Jesus instructed him that it was finally time to defeat the British and proclaim America as sacred Christian land !* -

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fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:02 pm
And, yes.... the RINO days of the GOP need to end... they need to finish their Tea Party purge and divorce themselves from religious interests and go back to being Eisenhower Republicans and lose the Pat Reed vibe.
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:01 pm
Or......if the party of Reagan betrays its values: goes around tying politics to religion, attacking science without merit, flip-flops on the position, then denies everything, and loses elections for it...maybe, just maybe, it EARNED its reputation?
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 10:59 pm
Uh....how is making fun of hypocrites in the GOP akin to "beating a woman?" You lost me there, mate.
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 10:58 pm
Notice how Politifake is broken...as in the dual posts.? lolololol
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 10:57 pm
That the GOP has become the party that feels the need to apologize after the Democrats blame them for the actions of Democrats, like a beaten wife who says it was her fault she was beaten, shows that the RINO party needs to go
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 10:54 pm
Another left wing liberal narrative. Much akin to saying, "Yes officer. I beat my wife. But SHE made me do it!" I blame the GOP, however. The Democrats have always been the party of enslavement. The GOP has somehow become the party of the beaten wife
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 10:36 pm
That very well may be the case.... but the Neo-cons handed it to the liberals on a silver platter.
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 10:34 pm
This poster is an actual left wing liberal narrative

WINNER VS. POSER - Romney says,"If you want a president who will make things better in the African-American community, you are looking at him.” (Sure, and I bet you are better at Basketball too. Doh!)

Can you spot the real joke of this poster?* -

TAGS: obama muslim racism gop demotivational
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OTC - June 6, 2014, 11:05 am
Or: Liberals don't like common sense so they must hate logic
OTC - June 6, 2014, 10:43 am
Satire and parody have components of truth, i guess that's why liberals have a problem with satire
EmmaRoydes - June 6, 2014, 10:15 am
You didn't like bush policies? That means that you don't like white people. What's your opinion about Margaret Thatcher? Oh,no, that means you hate women or is it just white women? See how irrational your argument is?
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 10:12 am
...as far as"rants"goes,so far it's about 3 posts of yours for every 2 of mine about this,a convo u started by 'reacting' to my poster.Bringing up Zimmerman in a dialogue about Bergdahl is straight up "ignorant."So,you're"projecting.";-) No biggie.Cheers
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 10:05 am
The policies of Bush s'ucked. No argument from me there. *yawn* As far as the rest goes, it's just a poster, mate. Satire and parody often have a component of exaggeration built into them. Don't let it push your b***ons so much...
EmmaRoydes - June 6, 2014, 7:56 am
but not all, nor a majority, of the GOP is racist. I didn't like the policies of George Bush, that doesn't mean that I don't like white people. Your ignorant rants are totally off the mark.
EmmaRoydes - June 6, 2014, 7:54 am
so, your opinion is that Canada is completely free of racism? I've never said that the US is free of racism, it's not, but you and cranky keep harping on the GOP as if they were racist organizations, it's total bs. Yes, there are some racists in the GOP
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 2:52 am
...the United states culture could learn a thing or two about how to deal with this problem from the Canadians IMHO rather than bashing them as the 51st state in the Union and other such arrogant knowledge. My 2 cents. G'nite mate :-)
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 2:49 am
P.S. And lest I be mistaken, and I'm speaking purely based on statistics here,but as far as you calling Cranky's homeland racist goes...Canada has the Canadian Anti-racism Education and Research Society (CAERS).They are leaps and bounds ahead of the US...
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 2:44 am
...*yawn* so I'm not sure what your point is but I'm no loyal nationalist if that's what you're hoping, say you were hoping to push my b***ons---you will have to look deeper. ;-)
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 2:41 am
There was also that 'little' period in world history called colonialism where England practically enslaved half the world.And,of course,Im sure you are familiar with "Braveheart",mate.You will get no argument from me on that.Brits are among the worst..lol
EmmaRoydes - June 6, 2014, 2:32 am
EmmaRoydes - June 6, 2014, 2:31 am
EmmaRoydes - June 6, 2014, 2:31 am
you know, people who live in glass houses ...
EmmaRoydes - June 6, 2014, 2:30 am
Seems like, before you and cranky level all of the racism charges against groups in the US, you should be ranting about the same thing in your own countries.
EmmaRoydes - June 6, 2014, 2:29 am
What's funny about your racism charged posters is that you don't have any moral high ground. http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/may/27/-sp-racism-on-rise-in-britain
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:14 pm

Good job proving this posters point.
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:10 pm
Try muslim idiot...

ROMNEY: LOSER DOUCHEBAG - Introducing the head of the re-election committee to re-elect Obama.

Daddy, what's a conservative? -

Teabag Party Conservatives and 'their' Narrative: It's everyone else's fault but our own. -

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fauxnews - June 7, 2014, 11:12 am
Of course ;-)
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 9:42 am
was the cigar comment a swipe at bill clinton?
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 5:43 pm
TRANSLATION (OTC): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNZ5vxW0_eA
OTC - June 6, 2014, 5:30 pm
Oh, so its just as fox says, thanks for the clarification
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 4:37 pm
Meh, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar OTC. ;-)
OTC - June 6, 2014, 2:46 pm
Probably a Freudian slip, should have been 'is' rather than 'as' in the title
foxrecon19d - June 6, 2014, 2:18 pm
"Teabag conservatuves decry everything..." Democrat Party narrative, anyone?

RINOMNEY - If you're a conservative, voting for Romney is like taking your mother to the prom. You think it is better than just staying at home but you just end up as ashamed and disappointed.

AMERICA WON'T ELECT A GUY WHOSE NAME RHYMES WITH... - You're full of 'Mitt', Romney.



FLIP FLOP - Unvetted, unprepared, unable to win.

IF YOU LOVE DOGS - Why would you do this to America?

POLL: OBAMA EXPANDS LEAD ON ROMNEY - Money can't buy you everything.


JUST ANOTHER MORON POLITICIAN... SUPER-SIZED! - Romney: "This is what those peasants eat, right?" Fox News Poll: Romney suffers from Huge Favorability Gap...can you guess why?)

EPIC FAIL - Failure has a new name. And his name is Romney.

HOW TO LOSE AN ELECTION IN 100 DAYS - Tell Mitt the Twit to open his mouth. (In One Trip Romney ruins every bit of credibility with American voters he ever had!) COMING TO AN ELECTION NEAR YOU THIS NOV!

AM I ROCKING THIS EXTRA CHROMOSOME OR WHAT?! - Romney: America's answer to Borat

IN YOUR HEART, YOU KNOW HE'S A LOSER - Introducing the head of the re-election committee to re-elect Obama.

If MARVEL is supposed to be the "Democrats" and DC is supposed to be the "Republicans"... -